#lil cowboy troublemaker

[cherrybeez]

my pyro :]

[boolger]

I just want a cowgirl for Christmas

Kate Laswell x f!reader💖 MDNI 💖one shot

Idk how to explain why they’re all in America and all cowboys coded but I can explain that I’ve had the song “cowgirl for Christmas” by Drake Milligan stuck in my head since last Christmas/jul. So like, happy holidays if you celebrate any kind of thing this month or upcoming months. 💖Happy holidays the entire year actually ily all my sinners, y’all have been very loving to me this year for some reason and it has made life a lil funnier in many ways. Anyways, hopefully I’ll be able to post something else than this before jul but who the fuck knows. Kate deserves a lil lady for Christmas, she gotta meet that wife somehow ya know. 💖 I’ve done my best to keep the description vague so we can all pretend to be Kate’s Christmas love. However, reader is described as she/her. Uh, this was supposed to be much longer, but time and mental health - and I have to deal with my family lmao

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The bar is almost empty. It doesn’t surprise Kate that much; it’s the 19th of December after all and people need to buy the last couple of Christmas presents if they celebrate that shit. The snow falls outside, giving her boots a nice crunch whenever she moves around in it. Collected by the cowboy hat on top of her head whenever she walks around. But it’s warm in the bar and the alcohol is good as she nurses her second glass, well aware she is gonna have to walk home through that shitty shoe, most likely freezing her ass off on the way.

She is off work, has no responsibilities until next year forces her back in the uniform at the base. In fact, she has no plans at all - on purpose.

“Ya’ look miserable, Laswell,” Alex said, stopping in front of her with a cup of coffee, with a bit of milk in… Kate suspected there were her usual two sugar cubes in.

And that was the truth, wasn’t it? She was miserable and she had absolutely no plans of changing it. A grinch, a sad, lonely woman who purposely drowned her feelings in the local bar, forced to listen to the Christmas songs and people’s chatter in the background.

“I didn’t order this,” she replied, looking up at the man, squinting at his amused smile, “‘nd I’m not miserable.”

“Sure you’re not,” Alex replied, “and it’s on the house - Farah says I have to be nice to you these days.”

Kate huffed, embarrassed over how even Alex’s wife knew of her pitiful behaviour.

“Thank you,” she replied instead of being mean.

“You’re welcome - and you know you're always welcome at ours at Christmas, sweetie,” it was a soft reminder, an offer that you knew he might hope that you would agree to.

“Nah, thanks though,” she managed to give him a smile, instead taking a sip of the coffee, running a hand over the brim of the cowboy hat next to her on the counter, “I’ll stay with the troublemakers at home.”

Said troublemakers were the two horses at her little farm. In truth, it wasn’t those that were a problem - it was merely an excuse to wallow in self pity at home, due to the loneliness that grew in her bones around every Christmas she spent with her friends.

They all had partners by now. Johnny and Simon had their shared wife who was pregnant once more, little Tommy almost three by now. Kyle had been with his girlfriend for three years by now and she suspected one of them would propose soon - probably her, as Kyle seemed to be too shy about it, busy looking for a house to give her. John and Nikolai were close to getting their adoption papers finished, she knew that, so they could give them to their two boys at Christmas, the two boys that they had fostered for the last four years.

It was this - all the love surrounding her, all the joy, all the time they had been together in which Kate had been like now; alone.

She took another sip of the coffee before nursing her whiskey instead - another song starting up and Kate’s eyes flickered close for a moment.

Don't want a set of shiny new spurs

A seat for my saddle, a rope for the herd

Kate huffed at the lyrics, emptying her whiskey before asking Alex for one more, ignoring the sound of the door to the bar opening and closing again.

Santa, I don't need a sleigh full of gifts

There's only one thing on my Christmas list

He filled up her glass, while looking over your shoulder with a grin as Kate listened to the boots moving across the door.

“Hi again, sweetheart,” Alex greeted and Kate finally pulled herself together, looking over her shoulder.

I want a cowgirl for Christmas this year

A cowboy sure gets lonely way out here

Kate had never seen a more beautiful woman in her entire life, wearing cowboy boots, a big coat and jeans as she pulled off her knitted hat, a thin layer of white snow on her clothes.

Wrap her up in jeans and boots

Send her down to me from you

I just want a cowgirl for Christmas

Kate was sure the most perfect being ever existed had just blessed her own sinful soul with your mere presence - Kate wasn’t even sure she was worthy of breathing in the same air as the newcomer.

“Hiya Alex,” oh, lord, even your voice made Kate want to smile, though she didn’t want to come off creepy, so she looked forward again, taking a sip of the whiskey, “can I get a beer?”

I need a little lady, little lady, little lady, little lady, little lady, hoo

I want a little lady, little lady, little lady, little lady, little lady, hoo

“Sure thing,” Alex replied, charming smile on his face as always, “gonna join Laswell ‘ere and mope over Christmas?”

Kate spluttered, sending Alex a nasty stare as he had just betrayed her; pushed her in front of the bus filled with embarrassment and Kate knew her cheeks were growing red. Goddamn Keller.

Ropes and rides right by my side

With starry eyes that sparkle, arms to keep me warm at night

“I am not moping, Alex,” Kate grumbled but she felt herself light up a little, straightening her back as the sound of the cowboy boots came to stand next to her.

“Well, I ain’t really moping too much either,” you said and Kate dared to look over at you as you rested against the counter right next to her, “but I wouldn’t mind joining you?”

That's all I need this Christmas Eve

I just want a cowgirl for Christmas, aha

“Sure,” Kate managed before clearing her throat, “you’re more than welcome to. I - uh, I’m Kate Laswell.”

God she was pathetic at this - she hadn’t flirted with somebody forever and you looked like you had just stepped out of a lesbian cowgirl’s wet dream… perhaps her own.

She offered you her hand and you took it, your fingers a little cold from the outside.

“Nice to meet ya’, Kate,” you replied, your eyes seeming like they sparkled as you told her your name. Kate couldn’t help but imagine your hair against her bedsheets, her fingers running along that pretty body of yours.

“Likewise,” Kate smiled, straightening her back a little as Alex gave you the beer, before he sent Kate a wink. Asshole.

“You new in town?” She added, focusing back on you.

“Yeah,” you took a sip of the beer, a pretty line of white foam laying along your upper lip until you licked it off with your pink tongue, “moved in nearby two weeks ago. Been busy, though.”

“Ah,” Kate nodded along, “explains why I haven’t seen you, then.”

You looked younger than herself and for a moment, she felt like an old pervert. She was 39 and you looked like you were 25 maybe. It both sent sparks of lust through her - together with the feeling of being dirty. Simping, a word Soap had said, for a younger woman.

“Likewise,” you answered, adding a soft “I would have remembered.”

Were you… flirting with her? Kate felt herself blush as if she was a teenager and not a grown up woman. As if she wasn’t much older than you - fuck, it made her feel dirty, in a way she couldn’t describe. Yet it made butterflies flutter inside her stomach, flying around the flowers that had suddenly bloomed.

“ are what doing this Christmas you?” The words almost tumbled out of her mouth, unable to be said in the right order, her lungs filled with a feeling she hadn’t felt for a while, “I uhm- I mean, what are you doing this Christmas?”

You didn’t laugh, but you smiled so sweetly, almost lovingly and Kate was sure she wouldn’t be able to stand with the rush of emotions that went through her at it.

“Not much,” you admitted, your finger playing with the rim of the beer glass, though you didn’t take your gaze of her, “don’t know anybody here - what about you?”

“Not much either,” Kate breathed, “want to uhm - maybe hang out?”

She had never felt as ridiculous as now; in fact she wanted to slam her head into the counter - maybe run away. Even if the town buried her, it wouldn’t be enough. The pure embarrassment of asking a stranger, a hot, beautiful stranger, like that, to spend Christmas with her. Had she gone mad? Perhaps it was the alcohol.

“I’m so sorry,” she hurried to say, “I - you don’t know me, that was inappropriate of me an—“

“I would like that.”

Which such simple words, you made her heart beat a little bit more normal, you made her able to breath again, her throat able to untangle.

“I - yeah?”

“Yeah,” you confirmed with a warm smile and for the first time in years, Kate felt as if Christmas might not be that bad this year.

I just want a cowgirl for Christmas.

[starboybutler]

Poor Boy ( CH. 1 )

summary: Jess Wade finds an injured boy on his property one day.

word count: 3060

warnings: violence, kidnapping, anxiety

notes: decided to start posting my multichapter clint/jess fic to tumblr and not just on a03! i hardly post over here so this should be a treat for my three followers here (also bc i wanna use these cute cowboy dividers i found). i'm already three chapters deep into this story, and currently working on the fourth- so i'll upload the rest of the chapters sometime this week to space em out a lil. in the meantime, please enjoy chapter one!

chapter 1 (you are here)

chapter 2

chapter 3 (coming soon)

jess wade was fifteen years old when he first saw his name on a wanted poster.

his mom was devastated beyond belief. she nocouldn't even begin to think that her little boy was running around with a group of troublemakers, looting and vandalizing and stealing- but that wanted poster stuck out in their small town like a sore thumb.

the people were outraged that a delinquent was in their town, ruining their reputation and committing petty crimes like it was a fun after school hobby. they never liked jess much, even before they knew he was stealing, honestly. he always heard the town gossiping to his momma about how she should take him to a doctor because 'something wasn't right’ with him.

jess never paid them any mind, all he needed was his momma.

but when that wanted poster showed up, he lost her too. she yelled at him, which she had never done before- and jess felt his heart shatter into pieces.

that's the last time he remembers crying.

the town shooed him out, with nothing but the clothes on his back and a horse to get around. at least they were nice enough for that.

but he wasn't completely alone, even then. he still had vince, who he'd committed the petty crimes with. vince didn't have his mom or dad either. he ran away a long while ago, and began his side gig of stealing from small towns wherever he could find them. when he found jess’s town, he saw jess sitting on the porch and scrubbing away at his only good pair of shoes, trying to get the dirt out of them.

vince approached him and said he needed help getting something back. said a kid in this town stole his money and he wouldn't give it up, so he had to go take it by force.

he chose jess because he was mean looking- tough. he was an outsider, even in his small hometown, and that was just fine with him.

jess knew he was stealing, but he went along with it anyway. to this day, he doesn't know what possessed him to join that lanky ginger kid.

eventually he cut vince off, but that damn vince hackett still knows how to get under jess’s skin like a goddamn bug.

after the messiness of getting out of the bond he had with vince, jess decided that he was better off alone. he didn't need anyone. all he needed was his horse- and even then he could replace that. he just needed to stay on the outskirts of any town, far away from anyone and anything.

jess hummed to himself quietly as he poured grain into his horse’s feeder, gently petting his nose as he leaned down to eat. his horse truly was the only thing he cared about anymore.

jess set down the grain and wiped at his forehead, exhaling as he turned on his heel towards the exit of the barn. just as he stepped into the sun, the familiar sound of a gunshot echoed loudly in his ears.

he'd heard gunshots more times than he could count. he would hear them at any time of day, but for them to be this close to his cabin was unusual. had vince found him again?

jess reached for the gun on his hip, placing his hand on it as he stalked out of the stables and into the hot sun, observing his surroundings carefully. nothing looked out of place. no suspicious figures on the horizon, no horses, no nothing. just the land, like it always is.

jess moved his hand away from his gun and hummed lowly, rolling his shoulders back. wherever it came from, it wasn't his problem. nothing ever was anymore.

he began to walk towards his cabin, but something in his gut told him to turn around. he glanced behind his shoulder, and saw an unusual lump on the ground a little ways in the distance.

a person.

jess spun around and quickly made his way over to the body, standing over it and staring at it, dumbfounded.

it was a boy.

he looked to be a teen, maybe eighteen or nineteen maybe. his hair was blonde, but dirty and matted with dried blood and dirt, and his skin was pale. save for the fading flush on his cheeks from the blistering heat. his clothes were ripped and stained, and jess could faintly see scratch marks and ripping on his clothes from a struggle. jess knelt down and gently pressed his fingers on the boy’s neck, feeling for a pulse.

it was there, but it was awfully faint. jess furrowed his brow in thought, looking over the boy once more.

he was in bad shape. there was a chance that even if jess took him to get help, he’d die before he could even begin to recover. on the other hand, it never hurt to try, just a little. it never hurt to have a little hope.

without a second thought, jess gently took the blonde boy into his arms bridal style, trying not to jostle his head too much as he headed towards his secluded cabin. he had some supplies laying around in his room for emergencies, maybe he could patch him up well enough for a few days or so.

jess kicked his door open and sat the unconscious boy on his shoddily made couch, jogging to get his supplies from under his bed. he set everything down on his coffee table and exhaled through his

nose, grabbing some gauze and pressing it to the wound on his head gently, sopping up any blood that was still dribbling out.

the boy twitched weakly, and jess cursed to himself as he swabbed up any blood. this wasn't going to be perfect, but jess wasn't a doctor- it didn't need to be perfect. this boy just needed to survive.

jess grabbed the bandages and wrapped the wound tightly, cutting it short with his teeth and tucking it under the others so it stayed in place. he began dabbing the other wounds and wrapping them in the same fashion, holding his breath as he prayed that this boy didn't die on his couch.

as jess wrapped up the last wound on his arm, he looked over the boy once more.

he was barely breathing, but he looked a little less pale. he was sweating bullets, shaking and twitching from the shock of whatever happened to him. his eyes were screwed shut, tears running down his cheek every once in a while.

jess sighed softly, reaching to the side of him and pulling a blanket over the boy as he twitched and trembled in his sleep. jess decided that trying to wake him up now wouldn't be the smartest thing to do. he’d probably scare the boy out of his mind and send him into shock again. the kid just needed to rest, they could talk when he woke up.

as for jess, he needed to freshen up after handling this boy’s beaten up body. his clothes were stained and dirtied now.

jess lifted his chin, gently dragging the razor across his neck carefully. he let his facial hair get a little out of hand lately.

the seasons were changing, so he didn't have to go into town as often as he used to. the heat was dying down ever so slightly- so his crops weren't dying as often. he could survive for a few months without having to go visit the sheriff for some goods. the sweets his wife made were good for storing up when he needed it, but the ride was draining.

he set the razor down and washed the remaining shaving cream off of his face, dabbing his face dry with an old towel as he sighed deeply. the boy had yet to move on the couch, but his breathing had evened out, and he had stopped shaking. he seemed to just be in a deep sleep now.

hopefully he woke up soon. jess had a lot of questions about his whole ordeal.

jess turned and placed his hat back on his head, freezing in his steps as he saw the boy sitting up on the couch. he looked dazed, his eyes fixed on his dirty hands and tattered clothes. the poor thing seemed like he was still in shock.

jess carefully took a step forward, and the blonde’s head snapped up towards him. his eyes were big and blue, glassy with unshed tears. jess held up a hand in front of him, setting his jaw.

“i know you're confused,” he starts slowly, his voice firm. “but i ain't the one that hurt ya.”

the blonde blinked, looking away from him and staring at his filthy hands once more. he seemed so out of it- almost like he wasn't even sure he was real or not. it was creepy.

“i shot him,” the boy spoke hoarsely, before breaking into a harsh coughing fit. the poor thing probably hasn't had a drink for god knows how long. jess rushed to the sink and filled a glass with water, pressing the cool glass into the blonde's trembling hands.

“drink something,” jess muttered, guiding the drink to his lips.

the boy obeyed almost mindlessly. when he got that first taste of water, he was gulping it down quickly like it was the last time he’d ever get to drink anything.

the boy exhaled loudly as he finished the water, reaching to messily wipe at his mouth, smearing dirt on his face. jess would have reached and wiped it off, but he didn't want to startle him even more. the boy’s hands were bandaged. were those bandages there when he found him?

“better?” jess asked, setting the glass to the side and raising an eyebrow.

the boy nodded ever so slightly. he sat and stared at the ground, before large tears welled up in his eyes and spilled down his dirty cheeks, wetting his shirt. his body shook as he pressed the palms of his hands into his eyes, palming at them desperately to stop the tears.

jess had never been good at dealing with emotions. his own, or others. he found them to be too complicated, and he rid himself of any feelings long ago, when he was young. the people in his town called him heartless when he shed no tears at funerals, or when he didn't smile at the get-togethers. that's just who he was. life was easier that way- and no one understood but him.

“i dunno what i did wrong,” the boy started, his body trembling as he sat up, trying to compose himself. “i-i was jus’ doin’ chores for ma, in the fields, and then,”

his eyes darken, and he clutches at his head like he's in agony.

“th-they snatched me up- t-took me away an’...they tried to….and i shot ‘em.” the blonde hiccuped frantically, tugging at the matted hair on his head.

jess quickly grabbed his wrist, pulling it away from his head as gently as he could manage. the boy’s hands twitched in his grasp, and he weakly tried to pull away before he gave in, his body much too weak to put up any fight.

“don't be yankin’ and pullin’ at your head like that,” jess scolds softly, letting his wrist go. “you're gonna hurt yourself more. it's a miracle you're even alive.” he said bluntly.

the boy looked away, his eyes still dark as his hand balled into his pants, tears threatening to spill from his eyes again.

“why'd you save me?”

jess set his jaw. hell, he didn't even know why he saved this boy. a near-dead body was a common sight where he lived, in the middle of nowhere. it was common for people to dump and leave bodies for dead around here, and jess would ride and walk past them like they were nothing but another rock in the sand.

but when he saw this blonde boy on the verge of death, something gripped at his heart and he couldn't walk away from him. he didn't know what that feeling was when he saw him. maybe jess did it because he genuinely felt bad.

“i don't know.” jess admitted, adjusting his hat. “but i just knew i couldn't leave you to die out here. especially not on my property,”

the boy swallowed and just nodded, just looking absolutely defeated. it wasn't fair, someone so young having to go through something like this. jess knew that feeling.

he crouched next to the boy, finding his eyes under the bangs of his messy locks. “let's get you some clean clothes.”

“okay,”

jess wandered to his room and opened his drawer. he didn't have many clothes, as it was just him, and he didn't really go anywhere. he did still have some old clothes that didn't really fit him anymore, back when he was in his early twenties…but the boy obviously didn't want to get dressed in a whole get up right now.

he eventually settled on an oversized sleep dress he had laying around. it was a little faded, but other than that it didn't have any tears or holes in it.

he walked back into the living area and tossed the sleep dress onto the couch. the boy picked it up and observed it, before muttering out a small ‘thanks’.

“need help getting dressed?”

“no,” the boy said quickly, clutching the fabric to his chest. “get out.”

“alrighty,” jess hummed, confused by the sudden hostility. maybe he was just self conscious. jess could sympathize somewhat, he didn't like people seeing him shirtless much either. he was almost always wearing about three layers of clothes.

he shut his bedroom door behind him to let the boy get dressed, but not even a second later he heard a loud cry from the living area.

he opened the door and saw the boy clutching his side, his face screwed up in pain as he laid on his side, the sleep dress sprawled on the floor. jess slowly approached him, his hand held out.

“you sure you don't-”

“i’m fine, damn it.” the boy hissed, obviously embarrassed, sitting up slowly. “i just…ugh-”

“i’m not gonna do nothin’ to hurt you.” jess states firmly, looking the boy in the eyes. “i’ll help you get dressed, and then i’ll leave you alone if you want.”

the blonde stared at him, as if searching for an ounce of proof that he was lying, before muttering in agreement. “fine,”

jess gently grabbed the boy and sat him up with ease, slowly beginning to unbutton his tattered shirt. he slid it off of his arms and put it to the side, moving to undo the button of his pants.

the boy squirmed, and jess looked up at him. his face was pink, and he was looking off to the side as jess slid his pants off slowly, as to not hurt him. he suddenly reached down, swatting jess’s hands away and fumbling with his pants.

“i can do this part,” he mutters, kicking his pants off.

jess shrugs and grabs the sleep dress, rolling it up as he stands. “arms up, if you can.”

the blonde lifts his arms as much as he can, groaning as he feels the wound on his side shift. jess presses a hand to his shoulder to stop him, moving to slip the garment over his head and arms the best he can.

it was a bit of a struggle, but he eventually maneuvered it to get over his head.

while the boy wiggles into the sleep gown, jess’s eyes rake over his body curiously. he's covered in bruises, which wouldn't be concerning, considering the state he found him in, if they weren't old bruises. some of them were small, purple blotches, others were deep purple or even greenish-, mostly along his legs. his chest was untouched, pale and smooth. they were obviously caused by someone hitting him- but the question was who-. maybe they were caused by the struggle earlier, with whoever he supposedly shot. the gown dropped suddenly and jess looked up at the boy, who was droopy eyed.

“i…thanks.” he mutters, curling himself into a ball, pulling his knees to his chest, looking away. “i, uh…’m real sorry for everything. i’m just not right in the head right now,”

“i know,” jess says. “you've been through some stuff.” he mutters. “i won't make you talk about it until you're ready.”

“i appreciate that,” he mutters, his cheeks flushing slightly.

the kid was well mannered when he wasn't freaking out. jess appreciated that.

jess’s lip curled up slightly, and he tilted his head. “what's your name, kid?”

the boy set his jaw, fidgeting nervously as he answered quietly. “clinton. clinton reno.” he answers softly, his eyes darting up to jess. “you can call me clint,”

“clint,” jess says, standing and gestures to the kitchen. “hungry? i can whip something up.”

the boy- clint- shakes his head, grabbing the blanket tightly and laying back on his side with heavy eyes. “no, i’m…i'm really tired.”

“alright,” jess hums, adjusting his hat. “you get some rest. i’ll be here in the morning.”

clint nods and shuts his eyes, falling asleep almost immediately afterward. jess blows out the candle and heads towards his room, shutting the door quietly.

he sat on his bed, sighing heavily. this might be a lot more than he bargained for. if this reno boy had really shot someone, there wasn't no way the constable wasn't gonna come looking for him. he suspected he'd get a visit from sheriff ramsey soon, but he could lie to him easily enough. he hated to do it, but if he had to, he would.

he laid back and ran a hand through his hair, his eyes falling shut as his mind began to run. what was he going to to with this boy once he was healed up? that wouldn't be for a while. it was already come fall time, and he would probably be a wanted man in a few days, so it's not like he could send him off on his lonesome- but jess only had living space for one person.

jess fell asleep with an image of clint crying fresh on his mind.

[thevoidstaredback]

January 2025 Songs

Bummerland by AJR

So This Is Love by Ilene Woods and Mike Douglas

God Is Really Real by AJR

That's How You Know from Enchanted

Can't be Erased by JT Music

OK Overture by AJR

I Wanna Be Famous from Total Drama

The Flying Dutchman by The Jolly Rogers

Castle of Glass by Linkin Park

Into The Unknown from Frozen 2

Piano Man by Billy Joel

Don't Cry For Me Argentina from Evita

Son of Man from Tarzan

Hurts Like Hell by Fleurie

Mama I'm A Big Girl Now from Hairspray

You Didn't Know from Hazbin Hotel

If I Didn't Have You from Quest For Camelot

Real Man by Tomska

Luck Be A Lady from Guys and Dolls

It's Raining Somewhere Else by Toby Fox

Smile Like You Mean It by ParanoidDJ

Stuff Is Way by They Might Be Giants

A Gay Disney Prince by Thomas Sanders

Drama Club by Melanie Martinez

Bikini Bottom Day from Spongebob the Musical

Shine A Light (Reprise) from Heathers

I Wanna Waa by CG5

Hips Don't Lie by Shakira

Bring Me To Life by Evanescence

Cell Block Tango from Chicago

Rain Is A Good Thing by Luke Bryan

Swim by Alec Benjamin

Space Age Bachelor Man from Ride The Cyclone

Sugar Cloud from Ride The Cyclone

One Short Day from Wicked

Reflection from Mulan

listen before i go by Billie Eilish

I Wanna Be Your Slave by Måneskin

Stronger from Finding Neverland

I'm Ready by AJR

My Blanket And Me from You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown

We Own The Night from Finding Neverland

Play (acoustic) from Finding Neverland

Not Getting Married Today from Company

Son of Poseidon from The Lightning Thief: The Musical

Birthday Party by AJR

One Day More from Les Miserables

The Pirates Of Kensington from Finding Neverland

Sweet Child 'o Mine by Guns and Roses

Sexy Drug by Falling In Reverse

To Be A Princess from Barbie: Princess and the Pauper

I Can't Fix You by The Living Tombstone

Put On Your Sunday Clothes from Hello, Dolly

Main Character, Will Wood

Sarcasm by Get Scared

Troublemaker by Olly Murs

Fairytale by Alexander Rybak

7 Years by Lukas Graham

I Hear A Symphony by Cody Fry

La Seine by Matthieu Chedid and Vanessa Paradis

Revenge by XXXTENTACION

Africa by Toto

Get Along by Megumi Hayashibara

Tell Your Story by Derivakat

I See A Dreamer by CG5

It Took Me By Surprise by Maria Mena

Cowboy Casanova by Carrie Underwood

Plastic Promises by Set It Off

Tír Na Nóg by Celtic Woman

I See Fire by Ed Sheeran

Cooking By the Book (A Lil’ Bigger Mix) by Mastgrr

Skid Row from Little Shop of Horrors

Until I End Up Dead by Dream

Thneedvile from The Lorax

You And I And George by Rowlf the Dog

Lord of the Rings in 99 Seconds by John Cozart

Stick it to the Man from School of Rock

Hymn For The Weekend by Coldplay

All That Jazz from Chicago

Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton

Want You Gone by Jonathan Coulton

My First Kiss by 3OH!3

Rewritten in Stone by Amanda Fagan

Fancy Dress from The Drowsy Chaperone

My Time by Bo En

Middle Finger by Bohones

Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

I Will Wait by Mumford and Sons

Stay, I Pray You from Anastasia

Beggin’ by Måneskin

Could Have Been Me by The Struts

Daughters of Triton from The Little Mermaid

The Entertainer by Scott Joplin

Slumber Party by Ashnikko

Revolting Children from Matilda the Musical

What The Heck I Gotta Do from 21 Chump Street

MUFFIN by BadBoyHalo, CG5, and Hyper Potions

Hello from Book of Mormon the Musical

eBay by Weird Al

Fat by Weird Al

Bad by Michael Jackson

I Know It's Today from Shrek the Musical

Don't Let Me Go from Shrek the Musical

Battle Scars by Paradise Fears

Sober Up by AJR

Don't Say Goodnight by Hot Chelle Rae

Roadtrip by Dream

Let Me Be Your Wings from Thumbelina

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John

Just The Girl by The Click

Perform This Way by Weird Al

Song of the South by Alabama

Little Wolf from Epic: The Musical

Pocket Full of Gold by American Authors

Beautiful from Heathers

Other Friends by Caleb Hyles

Go Big or Go Home by American Authors

Treehouse by Alex G and Emily Yacina

Im Too Sexy for My Shirt by Right Said Fred

City of the Dead by Eurielle

Shout by Tears for Fears

Opening Up from Waitress

Waving Through A Window from Dear Evan Hansen

Paranoia by Neoni

Art Is Dead by Bo Burnham

Another Irish Drinking Song by DaVinci's Notebook

Colonel Hathi's March from The Jungle Book

For The First Time In Forever from Frozen

Killer Queen by Queen

Rhapsody of Youth by Seishun Kyousoukyoku

What's Up, Duloc from Shrek the Musical

[prettyboykatsuki]

Okay so we all know we know Katsuki Bakugo the hero in training…..

….but what about 🤠Katsuki the Cowboy🤠 ? He’s a 21 yr old vigilante keepin’ his town safe from a particular group of rowdy troublemakers known as “The League of Bandits��. He’s good with a gun n’ surprisingly has good manners (at least with women/kids). Self-proclaimed Sheriff Bakugo rarely ever gets caught lackin’ on and off duty until he catches wind that his favorite lil’ Southern Belle was kidnapped by those damned raiders! Need not worry though! Cowboy Katsuki will lasso you back into his arms where you should be to safety then have an epic shoot out while looking cool of course.

this is a really sexy concept KDJKS its just so random thought but the idea of bakugou in assless chaps is making me feel many things.

[kinbert]

hi i am hanzo, this is my new kin blog and i am looking for my jesse and my genji, heres my Key Points from my time

-i didnt kill genji but was there when the clan attacked him

-met jesse while he was on a mission in hanamura, father had upset me so i snuck out with genji that night and found this lost cowboy

-when genji was attacked i took him and found jesse, who found moira, who stabilized genji untill we got to Gibraltar. he only lost one arm and one leg, and we joined blackwatch once he recovered

-my dragons, ramen and udon, were very well behaved, ramen liked jesse alot but udon mostly stuck to me. genjis dragon, soba, was a theif, and often stole jesses spurs, reyes's beanie, morrisons pens and pencils, and various other things. a troublemaker like her human counterpart.

some lil things:

-jesse called me honeybee

-i was asexual

-genji and i argued in japanese alot, and reyes and jesse argued in spanish alot

please, jesse, genji, i miss you both so much, please message me if this seems familiar and i can send u a google doc i have of just, stuff that happened.

[kuzi-the-hunturr]

Can you introduce us to your ocs?

All of them? are you sure? bc I have... like 34 Main characters, don’t get me started on secondary ones, oh lord we’d be here from now through sunday!

BUT! Main characters: (I had to get my list for this) In alphabetical order, with a short description:

Aileen: (sims 2) 12 years old, troublemaker and wants to be a witch.

Alexi: (various hi-tech universes, star wars, star trek, etch) space pirate, smuggler, engineer, general nuisance 

Angel (various) Toddler size fairy who like to go treasure hunting.

Anya: (sims 4) resident bookworm and know-it-all, has about 70 PhDs and a dog

Ayli:(Na’vi, Avatar) Big shy, friendly giant

Babela:(various) Oldest (in age) OC, traditional witch, grandma friend, takes no shit, could do without the nonsense

Chizuko:(shaiya online, various) gloomy, assassin, would rather just sleep.

Danhe Shaderune:(Skyrim, Neverwinter online, various) 5 ft nothing worth of sass, rage and tramp.

Djal: (sims 2, star wars) Twi’lek, actual cupcake, has three kids, two dogs, and one (1) hubby.

Djenna McHowl:(Monster High, sims 4, various) tomboy, has big family, unruly werewolf teenager

Driga:(Dragonfable, sims 4, various) Mage, jovial, has a unnecessary collection of staffs.

Fendil:(Elfquest, various) Teeny, Blind, cutie patootie, dog person

George Von Scru: (Sims 2, sims 4, various)  Modern witch, sister friend, is always right.

‘Haleh:(Guild wars 2, various) Plant baby, necromancer, slightly stale cinnamon roll.

I:(self insert #1) runs the household, terrifies everybody, cool, calm and collected, 

Ira Owen:(Hogwarts Mysteries, Harry potter, Sims 4) teenage witch, sibling problems, in love with her enemy, would just like to finish school in peace please and thank you.

Janice Jones:(RDR, sims 4) cowboy, trigger happy, has abt 12 warrants on her.

Kuzi:(wow, sims 4) Main character on this blog, the mom friend, collect all the stuff, animal friend.

Lilly Lime:(sims 3, steampunk) Is somehow always on trouble, weird household, archaeologist, dislikes Anya

Lopi:(Ffxiv) Also tiny, cute, basically neko, has no idea what she’s doing

Magdalena (Maggie) O’Malley: (Sims 1, sims 4) boemian, has a dark side, but is still a cupcake

Me:(self insert #2) comic relief, secretly smart, Big Weird

Mirnah Magali (Homestuck) Weirdo, good person, spaced out, 

Myra (Homestuck) Mirnah’s friend, shy, will adopt any pet she finds, sleepy

Nandani:(Frosaken World) Diva, graceful, sensual

Nr 98 (Remy Martin)(KND, Sims 4) genderfluid, troublemaker, probably wanted for something, closest family member is a bulldog

Pauley Galina:(Various) lawful evil, gangster, mystery noir, lesbian, vindictive AF

Shirai Simone Oniji (samurai of legend, various) calm before the storm, demonic affiliations, can and will hex you, has a big snake.

Shuhei: (4story. various) loves martial art, no nonsense please, lil bit grumpy

Valiant: (Runescape, sims 4) everyone's friend, too many pets, traveler, farmer

Viela: (sims 2, Sims 4, Forsaken World) gloomy gus, leave me alone, emo

Yami:(Pokemon, sims 4) cant sit still, rarely has pokemon in their actual balls, cupcake

Ylang:(Sims 2, Sims 4) plantsim, mom friend, will mother you, beautiful mature woman, has 20 children

Yuun:(Archeage, Sims 4) Dangerous flower, actual human mochi, very traditional, adorable

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Characters available for asks on this blog: Kuzi (Troll Hunter) main character on the blog, is probably your friend already Meche (Draenei Paladin) The only responsible adult of the bunch Kieldaz (Draenei Death Knight) Merche’s sister, depressed, gloomy and mana addicted Sominee Stormcrow (Night Elf Demon Hunter) skeptic, searching, hits first, thinks later Valeeria Eveningsong (Nightborne Warlock) curious, suddenly among savages, new bby

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@jacobdcheshyre I dont know if this is what you had in mind, but here it is!

[cometmedal]

I wasn’t tagged, I just nabbed this from someone on my dash ‘cause it looked fun!

Rules: answer 85 questions then tag 20 people

Last

Drink: Sam’s Cola

Phone call: n/a

Text message: Telling @cy-bug to sleep ‘cause they don’t feel well

Song you listened to: Carry On by Fun.

Time you cried: Last night, because I was laughing over a meme @voca-color showed me

Ever

Dated someone twice: Yes, and it was a mistake.

Kissed someone and regretted it: No, I’ve never kissed anybody besides my parents.

Been cheated on: Yes, a few times.

Lost someone special: Unfortunately, I’ve lost a large handful of friends, and I’m still trying to get over one despite the fact he’s been gone for about a year now.

Been depressed: A lot more often than I care to admit.

Gotten drunk and thrown up: I’m not legally allowed to drink, but even if I was, I wouldn’t drink for the sake of getting smashed. I have, however, drank too much water and threw up as a result.

Favourite colours

The entire sky blue hue range 

Pastel yellow and gold

Pastel pink (and pastels in general)

Teal and turquoise

In the last year have you…

Made new friends: I’ve made a bunch of new friends, many of which I talk to on a daily basis!

Fallen out of love: Fortunately, no! I’ve fallen in love, instead.

Laughed until you cried: A lot more times than I can count.

Found out someone was talking about you: Yes, although it’s been a fair balance of positive and negative.

Met someone who changed you: Absolutely.

Found out who your friends really are: Yes, and I love them with all my heart.

Kissed someone on your FaceBook friends list: I’ve kissed my mom.

General

How many of your FaceBook friends do you know irl: I don’t know 99% of them ‘cause they’re all folks my mom insisted I add because they’re her friends.

Do you have any pets: A cat named Yoyo, a budgie named Ruko and a lovebird named Henlo.

Do you want to change your name: I’m content with my name, right now.

What did you do for your last birthday: I don’t quite recall, but I know I got Mario Kart 8 Deluxe that year and I sat and played it for over 14 consecutive hours. I beat the game during that time.

What time did you wake up today: 7AM, just as I do every day.

What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping. I go to bed at 12AM every night.

What is something you can’t wait for: Wreck-It Ralph 2! It’s so close, but so far away...

What are you listening to right now: We Are Young by Fun.

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Not that I can recall...

Something that gets on your nerves: How acceptable it is to be rude and nasty in today’s society. Folks would rather blow others off, as opposed to being nice, whether it be for no reason or personal benefit. 

Most visited website: Tumblr, Gmail, Youtube, Paypal and Duolingo.

Hair colour: Blonde

Long or short hair: Short

Do you have a crush on someone: My crush and I are dating!

What do you like about yourself: I can’t really think of anything I like about myself.

Want any piercings: I had my ears pierced years ago, but the holes have closed up since then. I wanna get them re-pierced so I can wear geeky earrings. 

Blood type: I don’t remember specifics, but something O-type.

Nicknames (copied from another meme I did): Fix-It Felix (Jr.), &#^$-It Felix, Junior, Fiddlesticks, Hammer Time, Handyman, Big Bro/Bro, Lil Bro, Hackerman/Fix-It “Hackerman” Felix, Short Stack, Pint-Size, Twinkerbell/Twink, Little Blue, Fix-It, Lil Buddy, Good Noodle, Captain, Soft Boy, Weenie, Felix Parcell, Lucky, Smol Boi, Fixer, Hammers, Robot/Android, Gay, Guy With The Clean-Cut Store-Bought Vanilla Snore On His Head, Fewix, Gamer Boy Felix Dot Com, Sleeping Beauty, Cowboy, Funny Small Service Man, Fix-It Whimsical Jr./Fix-It Whimsical Felix, Cheetos Bacon and Cheese Ball, Master Meme Thief, Fix-It &#^$er, @^$&-It-Up Felix, Nintendo Wii, Gayest Cowboy, Bro, Space Wizard

Relationship status: Taken

Zodiac: Capricorn

Pronouns: he/him

Fave tv shows: 30 Rock, Spongebob Squarepants, Steven Universe

Tattoos: I don’t have any, but I’ve been considering one. I’m not sure what I want it to be, but I don’t want anything big and extravagant. 

Right or left handed: Right-handed!

Ever had surgery: I don’t think so.

Piercings: Both of my ears (closed up, as mentioned before).

Sports: I don’t engage in sporty activities, but I’m interested in dancing.

Vacations: I’ve never been on a vacation.

Trainers: Eh? As in, personal work-out trainers? If so, I don’t have one.

Eating: Nothing at the moment, but I am hungry.

Drinking: Sam’s Cola (or, at least, nursing the last sip in the bottom of the can)

I’m about to: Hack Disney Heroes: Battle Mode again.

Waiting: For nothing, at the moment.

Want: Pecan pie.

Get married: I don’t think anybody would marry me, but... maybe...

Career: I wanna be a singer and voice actor.

Which is better?

Hugs or kisses: I like both, but hugs are ideal ‘cause I don’t know how to kiss.

Lips or eyes: Eyes! Though, lips are pretty, too.

Short or tall: Both are good, but I’m always shorter than most folk due to the fact I’m below 5ft.

Older or younger: In terms of romance, I’m fine with either as long as they’re still within my age range. In terms of platonically, I don’t care how old or young they are. I’ve got friends under 13 and friends over 30.

Nice stomach or stomach: I’m afraid I’m not following. What’s this about? Tummy size? Big tum or little tum? I don’t care how big someone’s tum-tum is, if that’s what this means.

Hookup or relationship: Relationship, preferably. Hook-ups can be messy and end in broken hearts for both parties. They’re sloppy.

Troublemaker or hesitant: I don’t like making or getting into trouble, so I try to avoid it. However, if I need to step in and sort something out, I will.

Have you ever

Kissed a stranger: Nope!

Drank hard liquor: Nope, still can’t drink.

Lost glasses: Once or twice.

Turned someone down: Yes, a few times.

Sex on a first date: I’m a virgin.

Broke someone’s heart: I would hope not.

Had your heart broken: Multiple times.

Been arrested: Nope, I’m a good boy.

Cried when someone died: A lot of times...

Fallen for a friend: Yep, and now I’m dating them!

Do you believe in…

Yourself: It depends. I do, sometimes.

Miracles: Absolutely.

Love at first sight: Love takes time, and love takes work. Most cases of “love at first sight” are superficial and depend heavily on things such as looks and mannerisms. In order to determine how strongly you feel about a person, you need to get to know them on a face-to-face personal basis.

Santa Claus: I don’t celebrate Christmas.

Kissing on the first date: It really depends, but most of the time, no.

Angels: I don’t believe in angels in the traditional sense, but I believe everybody is an angel in their own right, and that guardian angels do exist. They may not be white-robed winged messengers, but they can be anybody. Your best friend, your loving mother, your loyal pet -- you, even. The world is filled with angels.

Other

Best friend’s name: Weegie!

Eye color: Blue

Fave movie: Wreck-It Ralph, Little Shop of Horrors, Ghostbusters, Super Mario Bros., the multiple Super Mario anime(s).

Fave actor: Most of the folks who acted in 30 Rock and Wreck-It Ralph! Primarily John C. Reilly, Jane Lynch, Sarah Silverman and Jack McBrayer.

Tagging: If you’re reading this and want to do it yourself, feel free to nab it from me!

[yamujiburo]

Taggggg

stolen from @tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people

(i’ll throw this under the cut so you don’t have to scroll through a wall of text)

last

drink - baja blast

phone call – girlfriend

text message - my fren ian

song you listened to – cartoons and vodka by jinkx monsoon

time you cried – few hours ago. watched the shape of water

ever

dated someone twice? – nope

kissed someone and regretted it – nope. only good experiences with kissing so far

been cheated on – nope~

lost someone special - yes

been depressed – im never sure if i qualify as depressed but i’ll have my really down moments

gotten drunk and thrown up – this weekend RIP

fave colours

periwinkle, salmon, mindaro/chartreuse 

in the last year have you…

made new friends – so many!!

fallen out of love - thought i did for a hot second but i was just being stupid and moody and sad. all good now

laughed until you cried – absoLUTELY

found out someone was talking about you – like in a bad way? no. but in a good way, yes!

met someone who changed you – yep!

found out who your friends are - yes(?)

kissed someone on your facebook friends list - my gf’s on there so yeah. but other than her, nope.

general

how many of your facebook friends do you know irl – almost of them. i don’t usually friend people until i’ve met them in person.

do you have any pets -  ye!

do you want to change your name - nah, i really like my name.

what did you do for your last birthday – i don’t remember... it was probably just a chill day with family. most likely went to the beach.

what time did you wake up today – like noon HA

what were you doing at midnight last night – i was at a house party with a bunch of pals!

what is something you can’t wait for – for the show i’ve been working on to air!

what are you listening to right now – オレスカバンド songs!! My friend just showed me them and I love their sound! they’re amazing and they’re also all my type adhjskfhfda

have you ever talked to a person named tom – i have! he’s a pretty well known animator and is directing on tangled the series so i’ve talked to him a couple times. very cool guy and the only tom i know personally haha

something thats getting on your nerves – my inability to sleep

most visited website - easily twitter

hair colour – black babyyyyy

long or short hair – very short

do you have a crush on someone – my girlfriend haha

what do you like about yourself – my ability to get along with generally anyone

want any piercings? – i’ve been thinking about getting more on my ears buuuuut idkkkkkkk

blood type – no idea whoops

nicknames – ki or kiki

relationship status - happily taken

zodiac - lil babby crab

pronouns - she/her

fave tv shows – pokemon (duh), the amazing world of gumball, steven universe, cowboy bebop, boku no hero academia (and the show that im working on it’s gonna be so cute)

tattoos – nope but i kinda want a teeny tiny one

right or left handed - right

ever had surgery - no (knock on wood)

piercings – just on my widdo ears

sport – like favorite sport to do or watch? i liked doing cheer, but i enjoy watching gymnastics and acro/tumbling

drinking – not super into it but i’ll drink socially

i’m about to watch – most likely game grumps

waiting for – our crew trip to big bear!

want - food. always. constantly.

get married – YES YES YES. i cannot wait to get married and have kids. not trying to rush things but starting a family of my own is something i want more than anything

career – storyboard artist! (still can’t believe it)

which is better

hugs or kisses - hmmmm kisses but both are very nice

lips or eyes - EYES

shorter or taller - aaaah idk i’m all for short power but i love me some tall ladies

older or younger - what does this mean? older i guess??

nice arms or stomach - i’ll say arms

hookup or relationship - 100% relationships. hookups can be fun tho.

troublemaker or hesitant - a healthy mix. im leaning more towards hesitant tho...

have you ever

kissed a stranger - nah

drank hard liquor - yes

lost glasses - nope, mostly bc i don’t wear glasses

turned someone down - yes

sex on first date - depends on your definition of sex

broken someones heart - adfhkjahsfdlk yes (in high school) and i felt bad for a very long time

had your heart broken - no

been arrested - nope

cried when someone died - YES

fallen for a friend - oh yeah

do you believe in

yourself – i actually do. not until recently. it’s hard to do sometimes. 

miracles - i do

love at first sight – not really

santa claus - noooo

kiss on a first date - i like kisses so yes

angels - yeah~

other

eye colour – dark, dark brown

fave movie - the incredibles

fave actor – arden cho!

[thefloorisbalaclava]

Hi there! I saw where you opened requests and I'm so excited because I loved your Sundance Kid series! Can I request a fic where McCree invites his fem!crush somewhere private to tell her how he feels since he can't seem to get it across to her with subtle flirting? (She's shy and finds it hard to banter back (/^.^\) Thanks!

Glad you like the series. Thank you for the request and I hope this is what you wanted. It took me a little longer than expected and its longer than I thought it would be!

You usually only came down to the shooting range to watchthe others. You weren’t much of a shot and never were comfortable with a weaponin your hand. Technology and science were more down your alley. Since you wereyoung, technology and science had fascinated you and that’s what you ended updoing with your life.

“Hey, sweet pea,” McCree calls out behind you and you turnto him with a smile. The cowboy had always been one your favorites.

“Hey there, McCree. I watched you shoot today. Looking goodas always.” That seemed to boost his ego and he gave you a toothy smile.

“Not as good as I usually am though. My arm here has beenactin’ a little funny – think you can look at it for me?” He holds hismechanical arm out towards you and you shake your head.

“Come with me to the lab and I’ll check it out.”

He walked silently beside you, twirling his six shooterevery now and then with his flesh and blood arm.

“Are you nervous about something, McCree?” you ask himjokingly.

“Now what would I have to be nervous about, darlin’?” Thetruth was, he was ridiculously nervous and had nothing to do with his arm. Infact, there was nothing wrong with his arm, he just wanted to spend time withyou.

You stop as you reach the door the lab and turn to McCreewho seems to be a little too close to you all the sudden. “M-McCree,” he leansin closer and you take a deep breath.

“Yes, darlin’?”

“I need…I need you to put that cigarillo out before you comeinto the lab…please,” you add breathlessly. He smirks and nods, dropping the offendingthing to the floor and stepping on it.

“You’re the boss,” he says, still too close to you.

“Yeah, don’t want anything accidentally exploding.” His eyeswiden and he stands up straighter giving you room to move away and open the labdoor. “So, what’s wrong with your arm?”

“Well, uh, it seems a lil stiff,” he lied.

“Where?” You hold your hands out and nod your head, waitingfor him to show him your arm. He moved closer to you and held out his arm stillnot showing you where it was stiff. He wasn’t even looking at your arm, he waslooking at you and you could feel yourself blushing. “McCree…”

“It’s Jesse.”

“Jesse…could youplease move your arm for me so I can diagnose the problem?”

He let out what sounded like a displeased grunt as you pokedand prodded at his arm. You could still feel his eyes on you but you purposelyavoided his gaze. “You sure are pretty,” he says suddenly.

“Oh…I…thank you, Mc-Jesse.I can’t find anything wrong. Maybe you should just try to take it a littleeasier on this arm for a bit.” You stand quickly and move away from him,feeling yourself getting warm again. “Is there anything else you needed?”

He wanted to say you. Hewanted to say a little bit of your time, buthe couldn’t bring himself to say either of those things. “No, sweetheart. Thankyou. Guess I better just take your advice.”

“You do that and…I’ll see you later.”

He was about to speak when someone else came into the laband caught your attention. He lingers for a moment and you look at him, “Didyou need something else?”

“No, ma’am,” he gives you a forced smile and tips his hatbefore leaving.

You were busy in the lab for the next few hours and when youfinally left, you went straight to your room to relax. The room was dark whenyou stepped in and you dropped your stuff into a chair before turning the lighton. A piece of paper on the floor catches your eye and you bend to pick it up:

Meet me at the shooting range at 9,

Jesse

What could he possibly want with you at the range this late?You look at the clock and realize its already 8:45. Looking down at what youwere wearing, you shrug and tell yourself that will have to do; there was no timeto change. Besides, there was no reason to get all fancy just to meet McCree atthe range, right?

You make your way to the range, keeping a steady but calmpace. You didn’t want him to think you were rushing to see him but you alsodidn’t want him to think you stood him up.

“’Bout time you showed up,” Jesse says from the far cornerof the range scaring you half to death. He made his way over to you, the ringof heat from his cigarillo shining a bit of light on his face.

“I’m actually a few minutes early, McCree,” you saynervously.

“Jesse…remember?”

“Right. Jesse. So, what are we doing here? Are you going toshow me how to shoot that Peacekeeper or something?” you joke.

“No, darlin’. I, well,” he takes his hat off and clears histhroat, “There’s something I need to tell you.”

“I’m listening.”

He hesitates for a moment then blurts out, “I like ya,alright?”

“Oh?”

“I been tryin’ to tell you for the longest, but you’re soshy and sweet and it was just so hard to come out and say it. I didn’t wannascare you away, sweet pea,” he finishes and you couldn’t think of anything tosay which scared him because he started pacing. “Now, I’m gonna need you to saysomethin’. I can’t have you bein’ quiet. My heart’s just beatin’ outta my chestright about now…”

“You’ve always been one of my favorites,” you admit.

“So, you’re sayin’ you like me too, huh?”

“Maybe…a little,” you tease.

“Hey there, don’t go hurtin’ my feelings.” He seemed to befeeling a lot better now that he had told you what he needed to tell you. “Youmind if I walk you back to your room?” He offers you his arm and you take it.

“Not at all, Jesse.”

“Before we go though, I gotta ask…who’s your other favoriteso I can rid of them as soon as possible?” He puts his free hand on hisPeacekeeper and you laugh.

“You’re a troublemaker.”

“I am but I reckon that’s why I’m your favorite.”

You nod your head in agreement. There was no use in denyingit any longer.

[thevoidstaredback]

January 2025 Songs

Bummerland by AJR

So This Is Love by Ilene Woods and Mike Douglas

God Is Really Real by AJR

That's How You Know from Enchanted

Can't be Erased by JT Music

OK Overture by AJR

I Wanna Be Famous from Total Drama

The Flying Dutchman by The Jolly Rogers

Castle of Glass by Linkin Park

Into The Unknown from Frozen 2

Piano Man by Billy Joel

Don't Cry For Me Argentina from Evita

Son of Man from Tarzan

Hurts Like Hell by Fleurie

Mama I'm A Big Girl Now from Hairspray

You Didn't Know from Hazbin Hotel

If I Didn't Have You from Quest For Camelot

Real Man by Tomska

Luck Be A Lady from Guys and Dolls

It's Raining Somewhere Else by Toby Fox

Smile Like You Mean It by ParanoidDJ

Stuff Is Way by They Might Be Giants

A Gay Disney Prince by Thomas Sanders

Drama Club by Melanie Martinez

Bikini Bottom Day from Spongebob the Musical

Shine A Light (Reprise) from Heathers

I Wanna Waa by CG5

Hips Don't Lie by Shakira

Bring Me To Life by Evanescence

Cell Block Tango from Chicago

Rain Is A Good Thing by Luke Bryan

Swim by Alec Benjamin

Spaceage Bachelor Man from Ride The Cyclone

Sugar Cloud from Ride The Cyclone

One Short Day from Wicked

Reflection from Mulan

Rooftop by Billie Eilish

I Wanna Be Your Slave by Måneskin

Stronger from Finding Neverland

I'm Ready by AJR

My Blanket And Me from You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown

We Own The Night from Finding Neverland

Play (acoustic) from Finding Neverland

Not Getting Married Today from Company

Son of Poseidon from The Lightning Thief: The Musical

Birthday Party by AJR

One Day More from Les Miserables

The Pirates Of Kensington from Finding Neverland

Sweet Child 'o Mine by Guns and Roses

Sexy Drug by Falling In Reverse

To Be A Princess from Barbie: Princess and the Pauper

I Can't Fix You by The Living Tombstone

Put On Your Sunday Clothes (Hello, Dolly)

Main Character, Will Wood

Sarcasm by Get Scared

Troublemaker by Olly Murs

Fairytale by Alexander Rybak

7 Years by Lukas Graham

I Hear A Symphony by Cody Fry

La Seine by Matthieu Chedid and Vanessa Paradis

Revenge by XXXTENTACION

Africa by Toto

Get Along by Megumi Hayashibara

Tell Your Story by Derivakat

I See A Dreamer by CG5

It Took Me By Surprise by Maria Mena

Cowboy Casanova by Carrie Underwood

Plastic Promises by Set It Off

Tír Na Nóg by Celtic Woman

I See Fire by Ed Sheeran

Cooking By the Book (A Lil’ Bigger Mix) by Mastgrr

Skidd Row from Little Shop of Horrors

Until I End Up Dead by Dream

[kenmadorable]

tagged by @tobeflyhaikyuu, thanks sweetie <3

LAST…

[1] drink: a coffee

[2] phone call: my dad, yesterday

[3] text message: an online friend

[4] song you listened to: Lana Del Rey - Summertime Sadness

[5] time you cried: idk probably last week?

HAVE YOU EVER…

[6] dated someone twice: no

[7] been cheated on: no

[8] kissed someone and regretted it: no

[9] lost someone special: yes

[10] been depressed: yes

[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: no

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:

[12] purple

[13] black

[14] red

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

[15] made new friends: yes

[16] fallen out of love: no

[17] laughed until you cried: yes

[18] found out someone was talking about you: yes

[19] met someone who changed you: yes

[20] found out who your true friends are: i guess?

[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: no

GENERAL…

[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: most of them

[23] do you have any pets: four dogs and three cats. also chickens

[24] do you want to change your name: no thanks

[25] what did you do for your last birthday: on my actual birthday my childhood friend slept at my flat and we went to town to buy some comics, eat cake and stuff! i celebrated some days later with her and two of my bestfriends at my parents’ house, we played board games and just dance all day and night, we ate pizza and a lot of cake and it was GREAT. i do that every year and can’t wait for june to do it again!

[26] what time did you wake up: 2:30pm lol

[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: probably drawing

[28] name something you cannot wait for: the beginning of april because i have €0 in my bank account and i need food

[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: six weeks ago. i miss her so much, but i’m going home in like two days <3

[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: idk man

[31] what are you listening to right now: Luc Besson’s Léon on tv. love that movie

[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes

[33] something that is getting on your nerves: wayyyyyy too many things to list

[34] most visited website: either tumblr or youtube

[35] elementary: my village’s. can’t remember much of it.

[36] high school: it was called pierre mendès france. worst time of my life tbh.

[37] college: went to my town’s univ to study english litterature. i’m in an art school now tho!

[38] hair colour: some dark dark brown

[39] long or short hair: short looks better on me

[40] do you have a crush on someone: kinda

[41] what do you like about yourself? is “my eyeliner skills” a valid answer?

[42] piercings: an industrial on my right ear.

[43]blood type: i actually have no idea

[44] nickname: chlo i guess?

[45] relationship status: lol

[46] zodiac sign: gemini

[47] pronouns: she/her

[48] fav tv show: Kaamelott (french comedy tv show), Haikyuu!!, Cowboy Bebop, Sherlock.

[49] tattoos: Disney’s Cheshire Cat on the inner part of my forearm.

[50] right or left handed: left handed

[51] surgery: once for my wisdom tooth, twice for my left eye (i’m probably gonna have my third surgery this summer lol kill me)

[52] piercing: is there the same question twice??

[53] best friend: Kai, Charlie, Ouassila.

[54] sport: no thanks

[55] vacation: in my bed or at one of my friend’s flat are the only vacations worth my time

[56] pair of trainers: pink adidas superstars

[57] eating: a lot of shit

[58] drinking: milk, tea or coffee.

[59] i’m about to: post this i guess?? and draw a lil bit

[60] listening to: my spotify playlist

[61] waiting for: tomorrow to come so i can finally watch series 2 of SnK!

[62] want: chips. i want chips really bad. also, a hug.

[63] get married: someday yeah

[64] career: 3D animator!

WHICH IS BETTER…

[65] hugs or kisses: hugs

[66] lips or eyes: eyes <3

[67] shorter or taller: either is fine?

[68] older or younger: idk i don’t care?

[70] nice arms or nice stomach: wtf even is this question???

[71] sensitive or loud: sensitive

[72] hook up or relationship: relationship

[73] troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER…

[74] kissed a stranger? no

[75] drank hard liquor? yes

[76] lost glasses/contact lenses? yes

[77] turned someone down: well i’ve never had anyone to turn down so no

[78] sex on first date? no

[79] broken someone’s heart? probably not

[80] had your own heart broken? yes

[81] been arrested? no

[82] cried when someone died? no

[83] fallen for a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

[84] yourself? hahahahaha no

[85] miracles? no

[86] love at first sight? why not

[87] santa claus? no

[89] angels? no

[90] current best friend’s name: kai

[91] eye colour: green and black eyes are the prettiest to me

[92] favourite movie: shrek haha

i’m too lazy to actually tag anyone haha but to everyone who wants to do it: please do, and say i tagged u! <3

[redvelvetnerd]

ALL!! or at least as many as you feel like answering

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

I would scream in horror.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

We’re cool. A lot has happened between us but now we are Good Friends.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

Given my personal history, absolutely.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Fam, I have a Polish last name. Of course it is.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Sober 100%

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

Nope!

7. What does your last received text say?

“I knew you would”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

Many times.

9. Where was your last kiss at?

In front of the dude’s car.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

She’s in the room with me right now.

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

My bed.

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

Not necessarily hard, but if you think they’re effortless, you’re doing it wrong.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Without a doubt.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

None!

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Sunny! I love the sunshine.

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

I have two middle names. I’ve met one person with one of them.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

Jeans currently.

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I hope so…

20. Does anyone like you?

Yep. Multiple people actually.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Nope.

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

Nope.

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

Oh yes. A few.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Yes but I don’t have the pain tolerance for it.

25. In the past week have you cried?

Well earlier today I got teary-eyed at a video, does that count?

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

IT WAS A SHIBA THAT CAME IN THE DRIVETHRU AT WORK OMG

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

In the shower I believe.

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

Nope!

29. Do you think you’re old?

It sure does feel like it sometimes but I know I’m not.

30. Do you like text messaging?

Yes but I prefer face-to-face.

31. What type of day are you having?

A lazy one. Cleaned a bit, filled out scholarship applications, but other than that, not too much lmao.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Nope.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

Warm weather because I do not cold well.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yeahhhh.

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

I’d like a relationship. I need some type of commitment at some point.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

SO COMPLICATED.

37. What song are you listening to?

Nothing

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

I never say it unless I mean it.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

Quite a few actually.

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

His kindness definitely.

41. When did you last receive a text message?

10 minutes ago from my cousin.

42. What is wrong with you right now?

mANY THINGS FRIENDO WHERE SHOULD I START

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

Pretty well, I’d say. One of my best friends

44. Does anyone disgust you?

No one comes to mind

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

Depends. Who is it?

46. Are you in a good mood right now?

I’d say so.

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

Does my cat count? If not, my sister, as I complained about the cat.

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

White

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

Recently? no.51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

I don’t really hate anyone anymore so no.53. Do you like rain?

For a lazy day when I have nothing to do, sure.

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

Casually, no, but if it became a problem of course I would.

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Oh absolutely.

56. Do you like to cuddle?

Every once in a while but not all the time.

57. Are you shy?

hell freakin yeah.

58. Do you get along with girls?

Yep! Some of my best friends are girls.

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

HELL NAH I’M NOT TRYNA DATE MY COUSIN

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

My phone, debit card, and college ID card.

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

Of course! I’m a broke college kid, I’d do most anything for a million dollars.

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

I’d like to think so.

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

Nah lmao

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

Of course!!

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

My kitten happened. He’s pretty cute, though quite the troublemaker.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

I have kissed a whopping one person and he is 21.

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

Pay someone because Lord knows they’ll do a better job than me.   68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?   

I hate both tbh.

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?

I’d need a car for that.

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?   

Not a big fan of rap unless it’s ITH or Hamilton so Luke Bryan

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?

iPhone all the way man.   72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? 

I can’t even remember. I live in New York man. I don’t need no stinkin Pizza Hut.  73. Do you like diet soda?   

Hell nah. It tastes weird and is worse for you than regular soda.

74. What color are the walls in your room?   

Teal. My sister picked it out.

75. Are you 16 or older?   

I am 18

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?  

I do not. 77. Do you have a job? 

I work at Chick-fil-A   78. What are your initials?   

KMJP

79. Did you ever have braces?   

Nope!

80. Are you from the south?   

South shore of Long Island lmao

81. What does your last status on facebook say?   

Something about my kitten seeing himself on camera and swatting at it.

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?   

Yep! Was just talking to him before.

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?   

My mom, considering my dad is not alive.

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?   

Gymnastics when I was like 6 but I didn’t like it.

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?   

Lmaoooo I don’t even remember. I hardly go to the movies.

86. Do you smoke?   

Hell no. Do I look like I want cancer?

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   

Flip flops because I am super clumsy and can’t walk in heels.

88. Is your phone touch screen?   

Whose isn’t at this point?

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?   

I wear it naturally which is somewhere in between.

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?   

Nope.

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

YES.

92. Have you ever made out in a car?   

Nope.

93. …Had sex in a car?   

No and I’ve heard it’s not a good experience.

94. Are you single or in a relationship?   

Single pringle

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?   

Probably scrolling through this blue hellsite.

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?   

Last week when it turned 2017! Some people down the block set them off.

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

I do! I think it’s a good one.

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?

Nope!      102. Name your favorite Kesha song:

Don’t have one.   103. Do you have any tan lines right now?   

Nah it’s January. Six months ago, sure.

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?   

NAH. Why would I own cowboy boots?

That took a LONG ASS TIME but there you go.